Am I missing something?

These jeans by True Religion, the Bobby Nat Super T, are selling for $319. This shit is getting ridiculous. $319 is a car payment, half of my friends rent plus some Red Vines and 2 DVDs from Target, a few good books at the university – NOT a pair of jeans. No.

Perhaps these really are super jeans. Maybe they really are magical. Maybe they go grocery shopping and make dinner, change your cat litter regularly, forward through commercials of Top Design on your DVR, push your cuticles back and parallel park your car. Hmmm, yeah. Even if these were magical jeans, who cares – they are HIDEOUS!